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Oyster BarsMay 26, 2018

Luck Be a Grey Lady Tonight

If you are ever at the intersection of Delancey and Allen in the Lower East Side of Manhattan, stop. Look for an old-school neon red sign that reads “OYSTER BAR” on the Southeast corner. Find the front door (on Allen). Proceed into Grey Lady with a good appetite.

A platter of oysters and cocktail at the Grey Lady NYC

You know what? I haven’t written about a good oyster bar in awhile. They are a dying breed in NYC, despite the explosion of oyster happy hours. So why visit Grey Lady?

Going Beyond the Average Oyster Bar

The appeal of Grey Lady, for me anyway, isn’t just about their tasty oysters, divine cocktails, satisfying food, and great location. Those are table stakes nowadays. Grey Lady has become a passionate facilitator of oyster culture of this city. I’ve found myself many times at Grey Lady for oyster-filled get togethers, oyster launch parties, oyster classes, oyster eating & shucking competitions, and even for my own inaugural New York New Year Oyster Crawl. Grey Lady is also one of the participating restaurants in Billion Oyster Project’s shell collection program for NY Harbor oyster reef restoration.

In short, they give a shuck.

Close up of oysters and cocktail at Grey Lady NYC

A Focused and Thoughtful Oyster Program

From an oyster offering aspect, they’ve got a secret weapon as well. Grey Lady is still the only destination in NYC, that I know of, that features beautiful farm-raised oysters from Nantucket on their menu on a consistent basis. If you’ve never had Nantucket oysters, do yourself a favor and put it on your “to slurp” list. They source a conservative, but high-quality selection of East Coast varietals directly from growers and charge $3/ea. You’re not going to find a list of 12+ names here, because not just any oyster will do. In fact, Partner and Executive Chef Gavin McLaughlin lured me in years ago with the then-elusive Johns Rivers from Maine when no one else in the city carried them (pictured above with the Painkiller cocktail sans rum).

Moody lounge area at Grey Lady

My Ideal Grey Lady Outing

Dropping by during happy hour (Sun-Fri, 4-7PM $1 oysters, $6 beer, $8 wine, $9 wells) for two dozen Nantucket / Johns River oysters, paired a sparkling rosé, and then continuing on for a light first course dinner. Cannot go wrong with the bacon wrapped scallops or peekytoe crab toast, when in season!


Grey Lady
77 Delancey Street
New York, NY
(646) 580-5239

Oyster Bars, Oyster PairingsFebruary 19, 2015

Oyster and Cocktails at The Leadbelly

Tasting oysters by themselves is already an amazing thing, but pairing them with a proper drink can do wonders! While I’ve sipped and savored my fair share of wine, champagne, sake, and beer with oysters, the world of cocktails has eluded me. To get a better grip on this decadent duo, I trekked down to The Leadbelly to learn more.

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The Leadbelly is what I’d categorize as a “second date” hot spot. This cozy Lower East Side oyster and cocktail den is conveniently situated across the street from its big brother, The Fat Radish. If you’re looking to impress, start at The Fat Radish for dinner and cap the evening off with some cocktails and oysters at The Leadbelly.

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My date for the night was my booze specialist friend, Aliza Kellerman. She talks about gin with the same gusto as I reserve for bivalves, and getting exposure to this whole new world was awesome. Anyway, I arrived to The Leadbelly and received a warm welcome from Carmine Scheubel and Alex McNeely. Carmine, the GM, gave me a thorough rundown of the oyster menu. They had 13 varieties available (5 West, 8 East), which was a significant expansion since the last time when I visited (a little over a year ago, I’ll admit). There were even a couple new varieties that I had not tried before! More on that later…

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When it comes to oyster and wine pairings, oyster and beer pairings, and even oyster and sake pairings, there exists sets of guidelines that will produce fairly reliable matches. Pairing oysters and cocktails is much trickier to generalize because the category encompasses many different liquors and ingredients. Furthermore, the pressure is really on the bartender or mixologist to execute them well. Unless if you’re asking for a straight up shot, the art of making a cocktail leaves a lot of room for error. Thankfully, we were in very good hands mixologist Alex McNeely.

Although they specialize in oysters and liquor, you won’t find oyster and cocktail pairings written out on the menu. Why is that? The experience here is a decidedly personalized and interactive one. “We try to keep it as a conversation — we like to listen to what the customer wants,” said Alex. So the next time you visit, ask for a recommendation. For us, Alex had four specific pairings in mind.

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Montauk Pearl (NY) + Richard Scarry

The Richard Scarry is named after a popular American children’s author and it features Barr Hill Gin, Velvet Falernum, Allspice Dram, Malort, House Apple-Tarragon Syrup. On its own, the Richard Scarry is an enchanting cocktail. I particularly loved the aesthetic of the copper cup. The spices in the drink plays quite well with the briny wash of the petite Montauk Pearls. It was like having the kick of a good mignonette without having to douse the oyster in red wine vinegar.

Other oysters to pair: Mermaid Selects (NY), Fishers Island (NY), Beausoleil (NB), Cape May Salts (NJ).

Alex was kind enough to share his recipe for the Richard Scarry, which I’ve included at the end of this post.

Kumamoto (CA) + A Lush Life

The second pairing was a bit more challenging. A Lush Life — as in a rich life, not a life as a drunk — featured Jalapeno-infused Gin (Alex only used the seeds and membrane of the pepper to minimize vegetal flavors), Mezcal, Thai Basil infused Dolin Blanc Vermouth, Salted Lime Cordial and Soda. On its own, the cocktail was smoky, tangy, and deliciously provocative. West Coast oysters can be a notorious for their overt minerality and vegetal notes. Under some circumstances when the salinity is naturally weak, a fishy flavor also becomes more evident. Tonight, these Kumamotos from Humboldt Bay lacked the briny backbone that is essential to make their quintessential cucumber and melon notes pop. In this case, A Lush Life was a little too lively for the Kumo’s. It simply overpowered the little guys.

Other oysters to pair: Kumiai (MX), Hog Island Sweetwater (CA), Little Skookum (WA).

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Fin de la Baie (NB) & Cardinal Sour

The Fin de la Baie or “End of the Bay” oyster is raised in Bouctouche, New Brunswick by Little Shemogue Oyster Company. While the name is brand new to me, the flavor profile is similar to that of a Beausoleil. Medium brine, earthy body, and a mineral-sweet finish. To complement this profile, Alex put together a super rich and frothy Cardinal Sour, which features Bourbon, Chai-infused Amontillado Sherry, Cranberry Shrub, and Egg White. He called it a “long oyster shooter.” I interpreted it like an oyster dessert. In any case, the sweetness from this oyster played well with the acidity from the cranberry and the creamy texture of the drink made the petite slurp feel more substantial.

Other oysters to pair: Wellfleet (MA), Moonstone (RI), Duxbury (MA), Raspberry Point (PEI).

Matunuck (RI) + Copper Cup No. 4

Finally, Alex brought out one last round of drinks. This was an off-the-menu experimental mix. Copper Cup #4 featured Carrot Juice, Lemon, Cumin, Freshly-pressed Ginger, Aperol, Phenol Cherry, and Absolut Elyx. This cocktail had the same effect on the oysters as the Richard Scarry — it acted like an elegant mignonette substitute. The Matunuck (which we all had a debate about how to pronounce) is a salty little oyster grown out of Potters Pond, RI by Perry Raso. The cumin worked well to dimensionalize the simplicity of the Matunucks.

Other oysters to pair: Katama Bay (MA), Glidden Point (ME), Mystic (CT), Chincoteague (VA).

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Last but not least, I asked to sample a couple Patriot Points from Washington. These large (4-5 inch) Pacific oysters were brand new to me. They were very meaty, but had a pleasant mild brininess, silky vegetal notes, and fresh, grassy finish. Although I’m not sure where they’re grown yet (if you know, please leave a comment), they taste cleaner and lighter than other West Coast oysters. So despite their big size, which would suggest a bigger flavor, Patriot Points strike a good balance.

This little experiment proved to be quite successful, as I was able to gain more knowledge about liquor, cocktails, and how good cocktail pairings worked in general. All four cocktails used different combinations of liquors (Gin, Bourbon, Mezcal, Vodka, etc) and a spectrum of other ingredients — some familiar, mostly new. My biggest takeaway here is that a cocktail with acidity and spice does a great job of mimicking what mignonette does as an accoutrement for oysters.

How to Pair Oysters & Cocktails at The Leadbelly

  • Ask your mixologist or server for a recommendation and provide your oyster and booze preferences.
  • Order at least two of each type of oyster (or better yet, a dozen of a kind). Try one without the cocktail (or cocktail sauce, for that matter) and then try the others followed by a sip of your drink.
  • Don’t be afraid to mix and match the oysters with the booze! It’s all about experimenting.

What’s next? I’d like to explore more cocktail pairings with West Coast oysters… I’m not 100% convinced yet if that works or not. Perhaps a sake-based cocktail would do well here.

Many thanks to the team at The Leadbelly for hosting this tasting and I hope to return again soon!

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Richard Scarry

Recipe provided by Alex McNeely


  • 1 1/2 oz Barr Hill Gin
  • 3/8 oz Velvet Falernum
  • 3/8 oz Allspice Dram
  • 3/8 oz Grapefruit Juice
  • 3/8 oz Lime Juice
  • 1/8 oz Letherbee’s Malört (Bësk)
  • 1/2 oz Housemade Apple-Tarragon Syrup*
  • 1 dash Angostura Bitters


  1. Combine all ingredients (except the bitters) in cocktail shaker, light shake to temperature, serve over crushed ice in a cool copper mug
  2. Garnish with a crisp apple fan soaked in bitters and honey, grated lime zest

For construction sake, the lime juice/grapefruit juice and Allspice Dram/Velvet Falernum can be pre-mixed.
In this case, recipe would call for 3/4 oz of each mixture.

*Apple-Tarragon Syrup

  1. On stove, heat up 1 gallon of apple cider to boil
  2. Bring down to a light simmer, stirring occasionally
  3. Reduce to 1/3 original volume
  4. Stir in 1 cup of roughly chopped fresh tarragon and remove from heat
  5. Let sit for two hours, fine strain the Tarragon.

Oyster BarsFebruary 13, 2015

House of Shells: Where I Go for Oysters in DC

As a big fan of House of Cards, I have been counting the days until Season 3 is released on Netflix (and that “glitch” in their system really got my hopes up.) Well played, Mr. President, well played.

In A Half Shell

There is no doubt in my mind that the Underwoods are oyster fans, as they both seem to have a penchant for intrigue and seduction. It’s only a matter of time before our favorite power couple is caught downing these delicious little devils in our nation’s capital. After all, eating oysters is our patriotic duty. So without further delay, here are my favorite places to have oysters in DC.

Hank’s Oyster Bar

Hank’s Oyster Bar was one of my first oyster bar adventures outside of New York. In fact, you can read about my first experience there in 2009 here! (My oyster flavor descriptors have clearly improved over the years…) Even today, Hank’s is still a reliable oyster destination and carries both local and far-away varieties. It is my default go-to spot by myself or with company, simply because I know that I’ll have a good time.

There are three locations: Capitol Hill and Dupont Circle in DC, and Old Town in VA. Dupont is great for a weekend brunch or relaxed dinner with an old friend. Or if you’re like me, a seat at the oyster bar is also perfectly cozy. A few folks might bump into your back though, because it’s in a heavy traffic area. The Old Town location also has a lot of charm, and is well situated to be a work lunch hot spot.

Bag tags were visible and easily accessible, and the shucking quality was pretty good. I was able to try a few new varieties such as Tom’s Coves from Chincoteague, Tarkill, and Cannon Cove. There was a “Hog Island Style BBQ Oyster” on the menu, which apparently was a homage to the signature grilled oysters from Hog Island Oyster Co. in Tomales Bay. The flavors were good, but the oysters were a bit small. I think they would’ve worked better had they used slightly larger oysters to start. Also, I think the name should be changed to Hank’s BBQ Oysters since 1) they can totally own it and 2) it didn’t taste anything like the ones that I had at Hog Island!

Hank’s Oyster Bar
Capitol Hill – 633 Pennsylvania Avenue SE, Washington DC 20003
Dupont Circle – 1624 Q Street NW, Washington DC 20009
Old Town – 1026 King Street, Alexandria VA 22314

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Rappahannock Oyster Bar in Union Market

Anyone who loves food and entrepreneurial food businesses needs to check out the very-hip-slash-historic Union Market. My lovely friend Kim Bryden of Cureate introduced me to this place to me and I instantly became obsessed. If I lived in DC, I’d probably hang out there all of the time — like Kim does. The Rappahannock Oyster Bar takes up prime real-estate in this sun-filled epicurean haven. Their open wood counter and stainless-steel kitchen is the perfect place to order a dozen oysters and chat it up with the shuckers.

The Rappahannock Oyster Bar sells four oyster varieties from their own farms: the signature Rappahannock River Oysters, Olde Salts, Barcats, and Stingrays. On the lefthand wall, there’s a great chalkboard map illustrating where each oyster comes from. I ordered the lot and a handful of clams for good measure. It was a lovely tasting flight of the Chesapeake, and flawlessly shucked.

Rappahannock Oyster Bar in Union Market
1309 5th St NE
Washington, DC 20002

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Pearl Dive Oyster Palace

Tucked away in Logan Circle is the chicest nautically-embellished oyster boutique that you’ll ever see. Pearl Dive Oyster Palace brings together all the elements that go into a fantastic social outing: a well-stocked liquor bar, an eclectic oyster selection (raw and cooked) with a multitude of accoutrements, conversation-worthy decor, and very comforting food.

My last visit was in 2013 with a group of four. It was a busy Saturday morning and the brunch crowd was strong. Fortunately, we found a seat at the cocktail bar and started with the booze. The cocktails at Pearl Dive were delicious and potent. If you are a bloody mary fan, have a go at theirs. I really enjoyed it! The one strange thing that I encountered at Pearl Dive was their shell souvenir policy. Basically, you can’t take shells out of the restaurant. Sounds like a wacky DC rule, which I haven’t exactly tested elsewhere in town…

Pearl Dive Oyster Palace
1612 14th St NW
Washington, DC 20009

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Old Ebbitt Grill

Finally, DC’s most historic oyster bar also throws down an epic annual oyster party known as the Old Ebbitt Oyster Riot. I think that this is where Frank Underwood would frequent, as it’s right next door to the White House. For one long weekend in the fall, this old school tavern plays host to hundreds of hungry and curious oyster lovers. 25 oyster varieties were represented from all across the country, each with their own spotlit booth. While many shuckers prefered to present the oysters on the top/flat shell, others favored the cup side so that the oyster could retain its liquor. But there was really no room for seawater tonight. Every oyster booth seemed like it was flanked by a wine booth, and every pour felt very generous. So generous, in fact, that in no time at all, my movements felt a little sloshy! By the end of it, I think I had slurped four dozen oysters, sipped many glasses of wine, and somehow managed to find my way back to my friends’ apartment without incident.

Old Ebbitt Grill
675 15th St NW
Washington, DC 20005

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Random trivia: did you know at oysters were one of Abraham Lincoln’s favorite foods?

Oyster BarsOctober 1, 2014

Astoria’s Oyster Cafe of New York

Earlier this summer, I trekked out to Astoria to check out a new oyster bar that’s been more or less off the usual NYC-food radar. I was pleasantly surprised by Oyster Cafe of New York, a little oasis amidst an ever-changing neighborhood.

UPDATE: Oyster Cafe of New York has closed. 🙁 

If you love the nautical charm of The John Dory, but want the intimacy of Upstate, with a twist of Kanoyama, and happen to live in Queens, Oyster Cafe of New York should be your new go-to spot. This relatively new Astoria eatery by Daigo Yamaguchi has everything you need for a stellar after work pick-me-up: a great array of East and West Coast oysters, knock-out small plates and savory snacks, and a reasonably priced drinks menu.

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The first thing you’ll notice when you enter is the ceiling-high under-the-sea chalkboard art. The shucking station in the back corner of the restaurant is decorated with flotsam and jetsam. Guests either have a choice of sitting at the long counter (perfect for singles and couples) or one of the six high tables.


I arrived just around the start of Oyster Happy Hour: $1.10 East Coast select and $1.70 West Coast select. Today, they were featuring Sewansecotts (VA) and Samish Bays (WA). I ordered those and topped the half dozen off with another three Kusshis (BC) and Effinghams (BC) for good measure.

Sewansecotts from the Eastern Shore of Virginia are a tried and true favorite. At Oyster Cafe, they were just as meaty and refreshingly briny as I remember them being. Although the shell size seemed a bit small for Sewansecotts, they were still the largest on the plate.

The Samish Bays from Washington were deliciously pillowy and sweet. Their shell had a nice cat paw effect that sort of resembled true Kumamotos. The meat had a medium brininess that transitioned into a silky, mineral finish. Samish Bay is located north of Seattle, between Mount Baker and the magnificent San Juan Islands. In 1919, the very first Pacific (gigas) oysters flourished, after being tossed from their cargo ship. They have since changed the face of the oyster industry on the West Coast forever.

Kusshi oysters grown in Deep Bay, British Columbia are so consistent that I’m able to identify them by sight alone now. However, these few felt a bit different (I might even go as far as to say “off”) than usual. Unlike their usual pearly white and ivory shells, these had a dusty grey exterior. The oyster flavor itself wasn’t pleasant either. They had little brininess and zero sweetness — very strange for this particular brand.

Lastly, it’s good to see Effinghams back on the menu again! These gorgeous Pacific oysters trekked a long way from British Columbia to get to my plate. The meat was plump, but liquor was limited. They didn’t have the velvety black mantle that I’ve come to associate with the name — perhaps they’re using a different genetic strain. The crisp, celery salt-like brininess tastes discernibly different from its Washington neighbors.


My platter of oysters arrived with a series of little black chalkboard tabs that identified each variety. For accoutrements, I was given couple lemon wedges, a small cup of horseradish, and three miniature squeeze bottles of different sauces: homemade cocktail sauce, ponzu, and salsa verde. The bottles allowed me to apply just the right amount of dressing onto each oyster without any waste. Quite genius!


I decided to try their popular 3 Bean Salad, which consisted of chickpea, butter bean, kidney bean, grape tomato, celery, avocado and corn with shiokoji dressing. I was intrigued by the dressing — it was made partly with Koji, a special mold used in the production of sake. The combination was really addictive and I found myself scarfing the entire thing down.

Christian (my server and resident Oyster Cafe Instagrammer) probably thought I was a little nuts to order not one, but two oyster shooters. The chef was in the middle of refining the menu, so I inadvertently volunteered myself up as a guinea pig for a new type of oyster shooter. The classic was a straight up Bloody Mary oyster shot. Simple, smooth, but a little too much liquid. The experimental one contained raw quail egg and some sort of citrusy puree. The flavors worked nicely, but the experience was a bit awkward. The contents were suctioned to the bottom, so it took a little finesse to drink it elegantly.


Overall, I had a great time at Oyster Cafe of New York and would love to visit again. It is a bit of a hike from Manhattan, especially where I’m based. However, it’s not terrible enough to keep me away. More importantly, it’s a great option for all you oyster lovers who are already based in Astoria!

Oyster Cafe of New York (CLOSED)
25-07 Broadway, Astoria, New York

Oyster BarsFebruary 10, 2014

Rapid Boston Oyster Bar Hopping

The first oyster trip of the year: Boston. This town has one heck of an oyster scene! But with just six hours to spare, I managed to only visit the top four on my list. Here are the findings from my short, yet fruitful trip.

Row 34 Bar

12:30PM at Row34

After spending a relaxing weekend catching up with old college buddies, it was time to switch gears. Kahren Dowcett from Living Arts Institute and I drove down to Row34 (a new restaurant in Fort Point from the Island Creek crew) for a light oyster lunch. It was drizzly and cold, but we fortunately found street parking a block away.

Despite being self-described as a “workingman’s oyster bar,” Row34 was unexpectedly bright and polished. I guess I had imagined a smaller, darker oyster saloon instead of an open, industrial loft fit for a tech startup. But playing true to the no-nonsense descriptor, the usual sea-themed frivolities were no where to be seen. Only essential information were on display. Nothing more, nothing less. I liked that.

Darren served us at the bar, just to the right of the mountainous display of oysters over crushed ice. The restaurant was rather mellow today for lunch. Apparently ICO had their holiday party here last night. There were no traces of debauchery anywhere, but I suspect a few were probably recovering from festivities. The simple “R34” raw bar ordering card listed a selection of five local oysters, all harvested from Massachusetts. Three were brand new to me. All of the oysters were priced between $2-3 per piece, so we sampled the lot: Row34 from Duxbury, Island Creeks from Duxbury, Howlands Landing from Duxbury, Rocky Nook from Kingston, and Spring Creek from Barnstable.

When our plate of 20 arrived, they glistened. Superbly fresh, all very meaty, immaculately shucked. Accoutrements included cocktail sauce with a side of horseradish (passed), classic mignonette (passed), and a special spicy mignonette (tried once, didn’t quite do it for me.)

The Row 34 Oyster Experiment: Row 34 got their name from their location. They’re grown on the 34th row of the Island Creek Oyster Farm plot, right next to its other acreages of brothers and sisters. However, unlike standard ICO’s that mature on the Duxbury Bay floor, Row 34 oysters are grown out in floating cages. Penthouse suites. They’re occasionally tumbled and tousled, but generally live a pampered life. Did this treatment impact its taste or texture? According to Boston Magazine, it certainly did.

Having tried both Row34’s and regular Island Creek’s consecutively, I thought I detected subtle differences. The liquor from the Row 34’s tasted a bit cleaner, yet brinier. Whereas the Island Creek’s possessed a depth that I often find in bottom-cultured oysters. But then again, I’m not positive whether or not it was an apples-to-apples comparison. One could have been pulled from the water at a different time, a different age.

I can’t wait to talk about the other oysters that I had, but I’m going to save it for another post where I plan to round up my full list of Boston oyster discoveries. I will say that I enjoyed the Duxbury trio flight. It was fascinating to compare and contrast oysters that were all grown in one microregion. We also had a few other bites before we had to go, including the Spicy Lobster Taco’s (great lobster and “salsa,” but not very spicy), and a delicious plate of lime-sprinkled salmon crudo (compliments of the chef). Overall, I had a terrific first experience at Row34. The service was wonderful, timing was perfect, oysters were well shucked, plated, and clearly explained. I’m definitely returning for another round and hope to also check out the original Island Creek Oyster Bar as well.

Row 34

2:00PM at B&G Oysters

The next stop was B&G Oysters in the South End. We had amazing parking karma again. A spot opened up right in front of the restaurant. (Seriously, is this normal?) We entered through the back door, past the iron gate with the charming “Bivalves” sign. The rain had stopped and everything seemed to feel right.

Before entering the main restaurant, I caught a glimpse of the outdoor seating area. The small courtyard was flanked on one side by a wall of ivy. I imagined myself having a lazy and luxurious summer night out there with a plate of bivalves and a chilled glass of Sauvignon Blanc. The inside of B&G is quite charming. The open kitchen was at the center of everything. There were no barriers between the customer and the prep counters. It felt like being in the front row of Kitchen Stadium in Iron Chef, except without the camera crew, competitive heat or annoying voice timer.

When 2:30PM rolled around, we were the only patrons left in the restaurant. Nothing was going on except carrot prep and clean up. Our waiter walked over to take our order. I selected half a dozen oysters from a menu that featured 10 East Coast varieties. There were three from Massachusetts — two of which I hadn’t tried before. Oysters were priced between $2.50 to $4.10 per piece ($4.10 for the Basket Island, Maine). Chilmark from Martha’s Vineyard and Nasketucket from Nasketucket Bay were my two MA choices. I also decided to retry the Umami from Rhode Island just for the hell of it. I also ordered the Lobster Veloute, which looked absolutely divine.

Annnnd that’s all that I’m going to report for now.

Wait, what? Why? To be fully transparent, my experience wasn’t great. Several things were off. But it felt surprisingly off — like someone was accidentally dozing, instead of obstinately bombing. Because I had heard so many good things from so many people about B&G, I felt like my situation was out of the norm. Anyway, before jumping to any conclusions, I really want to give B&G another shot. So this report is TO BE CONTINUED…. duhn duhn DUHN. Onwards.

Neptune  Neptune

3:30PM at Neptune Oyster

Neptune Oyster in the historic North End is notorious for its ridiculously long wait times — yes, it’s that tiny and has a reputation of being that awesome — so I strategically scheduled this visit during the least busy time of day that I could think of. My plan worked. The narrow New York City-sized oyster boutique accommodated us four gals quite easily at the back of the bar. Connie Lu from Pangea Shellfish and my college buddy Kacy came out to meet us. Although if it were just me, I would’ve chosen to sit at the front of the restaurant, facing the giant window looking out onto the hypothetical line of envious patrons-in-waiting.

Neptune featured 12 oysters on their menu, with 10 from the East Coast and two from the West Coast, priced between $2.60 to $3.10 per piece ($3.10 for the Kusshi from British Columbia). As a contrast to Row 34 and B&G, the raw menu/ordering sheet at Neptune felt quite exhaustive. Each variety came with a description that summarized the oyster’s general size, level of salinity, notable flavors, and finish. Somebody likes spreadsheets! I ordered Moon Shoals from Barnstable, Basket Island from Casco Bay, and Bee’s River from Eastham.

Even though I wasn’t all that hungry, I had to try the Neptunes on Piggyback: a composition of crispy fried oysters between a base layer of sweet Berkshire pork and top layer of greens with a golden raisin confiture and pistachio aioli. The small plate was both hearty and light at the same time. Quite the delight. The service was a little inconsistent throughout the visit. We were initially well looked after when the place was calm, but attention dwindled near the end when the entire restaurant filled up (as anticipated). I suppose that’s a normal occurrence, so be prepared to wave the waiters down instead of waiting for them to come to you. I’d love to return sometime either on my own or on a date.


5:00PM at Mare Oyster Bar

Kacy and I ventured on to the last oyster bar. Mare was about three blocks away from Neptune and used a very similar raw bar ordering card. The ambiance was quite different from all the rest. Floor to ceiling windows hugged half of the corner bistro, which I’m sure brought in amazing light during the day. Fellow oyster enthusiast and creator of the Oyster Century Club Jacqueline Church also came out to meet us for my last round of slurps. At this point, I was a little bit, tiny bit, teensy bit oystered out. My wallet couldn’t have agreed with me more. However, with 15 oyster varieties on Mare’s menu, they boasted the largest selection out of the four establishments on my tour. They carried all East Coast varieties and many were brand new to me. My stomach rallied.

I scanned the list for viable options. We ordered a platter of Stony Islands from Orleans, First Encounters from Eastham, and Ichabods from Plymouth.

First Encounter vs First Light: Although First Encounter Oysters, presumably grown near the First Encounter Marsh at Bee’s River in Eastham aren’t at all the same as the First Light Oysters grown by the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe in Popponesset Bay, Mare kind of confused me by putting up a different label up than what was listed on the menu. From my understanding, they’ve served First Lights before, so either the sign was wrong or the menu was wrong. I wish I had a better comparison of the Bee’s Rivers from Neptune and these First Encounters.

I couple drinks and many laughs later, we noticed the time. I had to run soon to catch my ride back to New York City. I thought it wise to order something for the road. The Lobster Roll that boasted meat from a 2.5lb lobster for $25 looked sufficiently extravagant for a “on the go” meal. Mare offered both hot and cold preparation. I opted for the cold — Maine style. It was the Best. Decision. Ever. A few hours into my journey home, I decided it was time for a 5th meal. That lobster roll was phenomenal. The buttered bun was stuffed to the brim with lusciously sweet meat and garnished with tangy pickled onion slivers. If not for the great oysters, I would be happy to return to Mare for this puppy.


Tips for Your Own Boston Oyster Bar Crawl

– Start with a light oyster lunch. Make sure to fill your stomach with a little something besides oysters, but remember to pace yourself. Don’t fill up. Drink lots of water. Take a small break after eating to explore the city, and return to location #2 around 3PM.

– Take photos of all the menus (or ask to keep them, if possible) and make note of which oysters you try. Order them by harvest location. If you happen to find oysters from the same microregion (i.e., Wellfleet, Eastham, Duxbury), you’ll be able to compare those flavors more easily.

– Sit at the oyster bar wherever possible. Engage the staff, talk to them about the oysters. They should be plenty knowledgeable about their offerings and willing to help (as long as it’s not insanely busy where you can’t expect anyone to linger for long). If they don’t seem informed or try to hunt down the information for you, think twice about returning.

– 3PM on a weekday (particularly Monday) is going to be your best bet of getting a seat at Neptune without waiting.

– Take photos of your plate of oysters before you slurp them. They’ll usually come in order of how they’re listed on the menu. Sometimes when you can’t recall a name, you’ll at least remember its position on the platter.


What’s Next? 

I’ll be posting another entry about the new oyster discoveries that I had along the way. I’m also coming back for more in mid-March (and attending the Boston Seafood Expo).